What the fuck is a “family affair”?

It’s a vibe, a way of life. It’s about family and indulgence, you wouldn’t understand. But know this; if you hear the call, you drink the beverage.

Is It Alright to Call If I Have Questions?

Absolutely not.

What is this 1995? Who calls anyone anymore? Text us like a normal human being or check the information page with the corresponding event you have questions about. Its why we made a website, you silly goose.

Do you accommodate for dietary preferences?

Sometimes.

Can I purchase merch?

You can always try.

How can I be sure I was invited?

If you are here, and don’t know why, then safe to say, No.

If you are here and don’t recognize the events, it’s best to refer to “calling about questions”.